A kid insults Joker

**Joker** Sun Jul 22, 2012 9:45 am

*Joker is in the inn sipping a soda
A kid(fan) appears with a notebook and a pen*

Joker: "Aaah, would you look at that, kids want my autograph already! Come here kiddo, Your favourite wrestler is kind enough to give you one".

Kid: "Sorry mister soda guy, I don't want your autograph".

Joker:" Wait.... YOU THINK I'M THE SODA GUY! KID! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Kid: "Ummm.... No. I have no idea who you are!"

Joker: "I'll tell you who I am. I am the vigilante that walks through the shadows. I am the light that undoes the darkness. I am the retalliation of the fallen... I am the..."

Kid: "YOUR DESCRIBING BATMAN!!"

Joker: "NO,.... Okay, maybe a little..."

Kid: "You wasted enough of my time mister. Can you atleast tell me where Whisper and ,mattblackwood is?"

"Joker smiles"

Joker: "So... you were looking for their autograph?"

*Joker puts his hands on the kids shoulders*

Joker: "You see, your Mr. Soda Guy over here happens to be their next opponent. Tell you what, I'll give you his autograph when I bury them in the ring. Now Adios kid! I'm getting late".

*Joker makes his way out of the inn*

Kid: "Wait, Mr. Soda Guy! You didn't tell me your name"

Joker: "People call me as Joker. You'll be hearing a lot of it, so remember it!"

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*camera fades and opens at the ring*